[knave] interrogation 1 & 2

[mcmurderer]

[ have at it, champs.

Executions must happen at: The Hunter's Rest in a private interrogation room. ]

Comments

[nonidentity]

Suspiciously? Have I acted suspiciously?

[headingsouth]

Your interrogation. Your tactics! Your conversations! Don't think that I haven't noticed.

Now, tell me the truth. All I'm trying to do is help everyone get home -- to allow no innocent to be harmed. If you are innocent, then you must help me.

[nonidentity]

...? I did not interrogate anyone or carry out any tactics.

[headingsouth]

[Imitating his voice:]

What would you do to have your "unbirthday wish" achieved? Would you sacrifice another?

My, I wonder what you were trying to accomplish there?

[nonidentity]

I believe humans call it "curiosity".

[headingsouth]

Just simple curiosity? Do you expect me to believe that?

[nonidentity]

It does not matter to me either way.

[headingsouth]

You truly have nothing to say? Nothing in your own defense, even? No information? Nothing?

[nonidentity]

I have nothing to give you.

[headingsouth]

I'll give you one last chance. Think carefully.

[nonidentity]

I am thinking.

[headingsouth]

And your answer hasn't changed?

[nonidentity]

[In spite of the situation—and Ferim can see what's coming—there's no tension in his body, or any indication that he's afraid.

Just as it's been since the beginning of this interrogation.]

You have a role within this "celebration", do you not? You are risking much with this. One of the guests, perhaps?

[headingsouth]

As I mentioned, it's my role to seek justice and find the other ones. I was very up front of that!

You, on the other hand, are of no use to me. If you can't cooperate, then I'm afraid I have to determine that you are guilty.

[and she's going to turn around and... walk away?]

[nonidentity]

[Well, Ferim's not going anywhere, so he'll wait patiently.

... It's almost too bad. He feels... something akin to regret, maybe? With his duty complete back home, then in this place, it might've been nice to... Well, no matter now. As always, it will come to an end.]

[headingsouth]

[WELL, THAT'S THE END OF THE THREAD, HE'S FREE TO GO.... just kidding, she comes back in a minute with an axe. It's a little unwieldy for her, since her upper body strength isn't anything to write home about, but she's coming back.]

What a waste of time. I didn't even gather any useful data.

[she's going to swing the axe down at the back of his head, but it's with the flat of the blade to knock him out instead]

[nonidentity]

That seems like a poor choice of a weapon.

[Which is the last thing he'll say, apparently. As it is, Ferim doesn't make any attempt to dodge, and this body of his is that of an ordinary human, so really, there's no resistance to getting his head bludgeoned.

Pains flares, and for a moment, he thinks—so this is what it's like to die as a human—before everything goes black.]

[headingsouth]

Believe me, it wasn't my choice. This thing is gaudy.

[He'll probably only hear part of that, if any of it -- and as he topples to the ground, the axe slips and he'll bleed a little. Oops.]

If I had my magitek here it'd be another story..... Well, anyway.

[she hefts the body up, careful not to get any blood on herself, sighs, and starts to drag him away. This is gonna take her a bit, her nerdy, survives solely on ramen ass isn't equipped for this :/]

[nonidentity]

[wow what kind of murderer are you :/]

[headingsouth]

[binch if she had her roombas it'd be a different story :/ she has to move your fat ass herself]

[just be happy you're unconscious when she beheads you later :/]